The dog cribs about CWG 2010

So I have been so inactive lately because the Government dug up in front of my house and I didn't have electricity or Internet or anything. Lol no, I had been very busy so I thought, oh well, readers can survive on CWG mishap gossip. I have been going through the papers and upon thorough sniffing, I have realized that the CWG people couldn't have done a better job at the games. The opening ceremony was just spectacular. And the games and performance of the Indian players is top notch. However, and obviously, I did have some problems with the games initially. 

Firstly, I don't care about the games. Im a German Shepherd. I don't care about a national disgrace to India. However, I sobbed for hours when I saw the atrocious condition of the CWG village. A fellow German man bathing with snakes, defecating with labor and sleeping on cardboard beds? Not done, sir. What I feel is that instead of doing so many things themselves, the Government could have outsourced. Big time. Private sector does a far better and resource efficient job. And what could be better than the Delhi Metro to substantiate this fact? 

Secondly. GERMANY IS NOT WINNING ANYTHING!! Why?! It's either Australia, India or England who's walking away with all the Golds. I'm sure Australia has a special flight booked that will only carry the medals the players have received. Poor Germans will have to get fake medals made from Chandni Chowk. I blame it on the equipment. Even though it is simply mind blowing and nothing less than what an American or a European stadium would have, it's being unfair with Germans. Call me unreasonable but when the shocking revelation about corrupt sports equipment comes out, I will overpower Paul and become Alf the Dog. 

Thirdly. What's with all the shops getting closed on the opening and closing ceremony days? I had an appointment at the spa and the vet on the 3rd. They had to reduce traffic.. Alright. But relocating dogs from cities to villages is unjust and morally corrupt. Such practices should be discouraged because it's not like we dogs are interested in biting visitors. (though tasting some Spanish skin has always been a dream, but I'd rather spend money on a ticket to Spain and bite someone and come back than read things like "Indian dog bit Spanish hottie" in the New York Times) 


Okay bye I have to go now.

Tushar K. Aggarwal