The Dog’s Owner cribs about Indian Education

Before questions like “Why Indian Education?” come to your mind, I just want to say that I have just come across Indian Education yet so that’s all I can crib about. Also, I say Indian Education hoping that education abroad is better than here. Okay. So, I hate Indian Education. Why?

1. Because I don’t like to write. And except for executing stupid HTML programs in Class X, we have no work on the computer whatsoever. That just pisses me off because typing is so much more convenient that writing.
2. When you have text books, you have to read through the entire page to find answers. When you’re on the computer, Ctrl+F, for the win.
3. People steal your notebook, but who can steal a computer file? Well, they can. But you can take a backup and save yourself the trouble of writing a year’s hard work in a week’s mess.
4. When you’re writing in your notebook, you can’t open Facebook in a separate tab. But when you’re on the computer, you can have Facebook, YouTube and music- Everything and more – all at the same time.
5. This doesn’t really concern me but Im sure that computers are more eco friendly than 20 registers of notes. Goo Environment!
6. When we’re in the class, and a teacher asks us to write something 100 times, we can Copy+Paste it. And we can type it 1000 times because we respect the teacher so much.
7. In India, we have to mug up everything. I heard they have introduced something in the younger classes that is more comprehensive and everything.. but we still have to cram 2 economics books, learn dozens of trigo formulas, literally lick 2 Business Studies books and Justify why things once debited have to be credited {The science and humanities students can mourn in the form of comments}
8. These bloody Monday Tests! If we don’t rest on the weekends, how can we perform on the weekdays? And they give 4 chapters for a single moday test? Are you kidding me? I say lets fail in all the Monday Tests. What? Let’s just fail. In all of them. That’s it.

The dog might be really sarcastic and everything.. his owner is not. He’s just frustrated from all the studying. 

Tushar K. Aggarwal